this is me.
When the salesman told him “This car will be great for picking up girls” he wasn’t kidding! (via)
LITERALLY ME STEALING YOUR GIRL
oh my god
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thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.
(Source: fredydecisive)
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Apparently in the wizarding world dying is not the worst thing you can do
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i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
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Nice to see you too, dog.
o m g
i’m lying on the floor
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